
Yorktown Monument
A couple enjoying a chilly sail recounted a Dad joke about the windchill scale. Let’s go sail the York River.

“We spent the summers cruising the Bay in my father’s 48-foot Chris Craft. He was a physician and he used the boat to get away from it all. He would spend hours down in the bilge working on the engine. I remember there was a lot of teak to care of. We weathered some pretty bad storms out there, and he always handled them very well. To dock the boat at a marina, he would send me up on the bow in my bikini and the boys would come running to grab those lines.” Val estimated her parents cruised almost 40 years on the Chris Craft.
“They sent us to summer camp. They told us that if we went to all those places with them that we wouldn’t want to go back when we grew up and became adults.” I was amused at such a disingenuous rationalization by parents. “The only time we went with them was to Mont Blanc near Montreal, and then another summer we went to the Catskills.” I estimated the Catskills were an hour away from Long Island. Such a deal.
“It’s interesting that you can’t take seven. We found a bottle of French wine in Australia called 19 Crimes. The corks described each crime and its punishment. One was about a French captain who had too many passengers on his ship and it went down, drowning a person. His punishment was to be exiled from France to Australia, which of course was settled by criminals.”
I narrated the two battles of 1781, including how Alexander Hamilton became famous overnight for leading the charge of Redoubt 10. Val and Neil became the first people I ever met who have seen the Broadway play “Hamilton.” Val said, “It was a bus tour when the play was new. I think the tickets for the entire evening cost us $180.” 
A couple enjoying a chilly sail recounted a Dad joke about the windchill scale. Let’s go sail the York River.

Members of Kingsmill Yacht Club are sitting in the catbird seat for two nautical extravaganzas during America’s 250th anniversary this summer. A Parade of Sail in Norfolk on June 19 will feature 60 ships and naval vessels from 20 countries, proceeding along the coast from Virginia Beach into Norfolk in

A couple from Northern Virginia enjoyed a beautiful day on the water with their two children. Lourdes Garcia-Calderon spent six months on a steam-powered cruise ship outfitted for educational research. “We had 300-400 students and 200 crew, which was less than normal due to a SARS outbreak in China,” she