September 19, 2013 Uncategorized

In the bucket?

After she was done with her Subway lunch, a woman guest discreetly asked me about the wrapper, “Where do I throw [this]?” I casually pointed to a blue bucket in the cabin below, and she exclaimed wide-eyed, “In the bucket?” When I told her to simply toss it like a basketball shot, she was shocked. “That’s all right,” I soothed, “we all use it.” It turns out that what she had actually asked was, “Where’s the throne?” She was referring to the head or


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